When I have lunch my role model is apparently Scarlett O’Hara from Gone with the Wind.
“As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.”
– Gone with the Wind (movie)
Then I stuff all the food that I can down my gullet. Near the point of explosion but not quite there.
I often wonder how close I can get before I am too close.
Then I reach for the Tums.