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by soozkim

I am chatting with the salad artiste behind the counter.  He asks me what I do for a living and who I work for.  He is surprised to find that I am not a college student.  As I describe what I do and where I work, his coworker walks up with arms folded and interjects, “She’s telling you that she’s the Big Dog.”

I pause and start laughing.  Damn straight.

This might become my standard reply when people ask me what do for a living.

“I’m the Big Dog.  You can ask the Salad Guy.”